I propose a new rival to the Atkins Diet...and I shall call it the Submit-A-Paper Diet. The stress that comes with furiously decoding code to obtain results and writing up to meet a deadline simply melts away the fat. Well, maybe it's not fat though... Doesn't matter. :) Weight is always lost. I've already lost about 1.5 kgs and another student has confirmed a loss of 7kg last year!

When this paper is finished, I plan on putting all that weight back on in celebratory eating.