explodingdog has some absolutely great cartoon like pictures based on sentences that visitors send in to him. The Peter I know (yes, that's you) should check it out - the latest sentence is "Peter has one fish". So, as you can see, these aren't overly conventional sentences we're dealing with. I have no particular favourites but I like "This hole I've dug is mine forever" and "what the hell is that?" and "I like hot dogs".