Ow ow ow! Here's a hint to everybody: when cutting a hot chilli, wash your hands thoroughly afterwards. I didn't and now my hand is stinging like crazy. And I cut it over 6 hours ago! It refuses to get out from under my skin.

Overheard on Davie: "I'm looking for a shag buddy right now. I'm getting tired of finding a new partner every week." Well, he didn't have to say it so loudly.