Give a monkey a computer...will it type Shakespeare? No, it'll bash the crap out of it. Speaking of crap, it will also crap all over the keyboard.

The article goes on to say that the monkey+typewriter=Shakespeare quote is attributed to Thomas Huxley. Is this the same T.H. Huxley of whom the Huxley building (computing and maths) is named after? And yup, yours truly is sitting in that building as this is being typed.

Why don't you get your own typing monkey?